Confuse and Conquer!

The clock was approaching 10:30pm, and I had just finished watching The Tudors on Netflix--time for bed. I met DH in the kitchen, and told him I was getting ready for bed. He became affectionate, and thinking that if I could exploit even the tiniest fracture in his resolve to not BD from that morning, I would do so. He asked me what I was thinking about, and I said, "I want a dark test line. Let me show you my friend's and how dark hers is. See? Mine will look like that hopefully soon." I'm not really sure what he thought, but he told me that we could try to BD but no promises on the pay off. I was halfway to victory!

I used some of the Pre~Seed, and the BD session worked. I kept my hips elevated for 25 minutes afterwards and put a hand towel over myself. DH asked about it, and I told him, "I don't want them to see the light. I want them confused and affected by gravity." We both laughed. I had this funny mental image of enticing the spermies into a large vault that has the giant locking mechanism that looks like a ship's steering wheel (I can't think of the proper term right now), then slamming it shut so the victims are confused and captured. Hopefully they stay alive incase I O today on CD14.